{"product_id":"julius-caesar-pen-holder","title":"Julius Caesar Pen Holder","description":"\u003cp\u003eSupercharge your workspace with a touch of classical history and dark comedy! 🏛️🗡️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEt tu, Brute? Bring the ultimate historical inside joke to your desk with this Julius Caesar Pen Holder. Modeled after the iconic Roman dictator, this marble-look bust doubles as a functional, quirky desk organizer. Featuring an open-back design, it lets you \"stab\" your pens, pencils, and paintbrushes directly into Caesar's back—a hilarious nod to the infamous Ides of March.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are a certified history nerd, a Latin teacher, a student, or just looking to break the ice at the office, this unique desk accessory is bound to start conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ PRODUCT FEATURES \u0026amp; BENEFITS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Premium Quality 3D Print: Crafted with crisp, fine details capturing the look of authentic marble or stone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- The Ultimate Icebreaker: Perfect for office desks, home studies, classrooms, and libraries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Versatile Organization: Holds pens, pencils, markers, styluses, makeup brushes, or art tools.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Perfect Gift Idea: A brilliant, funny gift for history buffs, teachers, graduates, writers, and coworkers who appreciate a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 SPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Eco-friendly, durable PLA plastic (with a realistic marble\/stone finish).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Dimensions: 3.65\" x 3.51\" x 5.61\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Capacity: Comfortably holds up to [Insert number, e.g., 5-6] standard pens or pencils.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; CARE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Packaged securely to ensure a safe arrival at your doorstep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Easy to clean—simply wipe down with a damp cloth. Do not expose to extreme high heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚖️ Intellectual Property \u0026amp; Design Transparency Notice:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a low-quality 3D scan. The base 3D model was legally acquired under a royalty-free commercial license from CGTrader.com. From there, we extensively hand-modeled, adapted, and customized the design—re-engineering the base, optimizing the pen placements, and significantly sharpening the facial and armor details to deliver a superior, exclusive end product you won't find anywhere else.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TheLootShelf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43719584153661,"sku":null,"price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/1592\/6077\/files\/1_c8a7f0a7-06e6-4b62-bff3-4733fe739407.jpg?v=1790374432","url":"https:\/\/thelootshelf.shop\/products\/julius-caesar-pen-holder","provider":"TheLootShelf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}